1)What's the best way to tell your man you wanna lick his ass?
Sasha: *face palm* Is this a female that wants to do this?! Let me stop laughing…
**five minutes later, she is still laughing**
Okay. Uhm. What I would say is that I wouldn't really tell him straightforward that I want to lick his ass. I would tell him that I wanted to…*starts laughing again*
The Niftian: Give her a moment, y’all. This is a new experience for her.
Sasha: Okay I would say to first make sure it's clean. Secondly, don't tell him. Surprise him with it. Tell him you want to do something kinky. Lay at the edge of the bed with your head hanging off the bed and suck his balls. While doing that you have an open opportunity to lick his ass. Or you can just sit down with him and say “Babe, I want to lick your ass." Surprising him is better though.
The Niftian: I wholeheartedly disagree. You go surprising a man in this day and age with sticking your tongue in his butt and it may be the very last thing that you do on this Earth. Besides, I’ve been hearing some crazy stories lately about some guys who haven’t practicing proper hygiene. Do you want that surprise when you go into the downtown alley on your man? I think not. Best be prepared, and the surest way to do that is to talk to him. Let him know what your intentions are.
If he is flat out and downright against it, best not try it. You’ll be alright. If he seems like it may be ok to try at least once or if he seems hesitant, then what you could possibly do is this: While going down on him one day/night, continue to stroke his shaft and lick his balls as you casually, and slowly, make your way to his perineum (the area between the base of the balls and the asshole). A lot of tongue action is necessary. You start using fingers down there and you’re likely to lose that finger! Gauge his reaction much like you would want him to gauge yours while going down on you. If he tenses up, back off a little and take it slow; use more tongue. If he seems relaxed with it all, proceed forward. Don’t be too strong or hardcore the first time around. But most importantly, talk to him about it first. You should know him better than damn near anyone else. You would know what he likes and dislikes, but he may also surprise you. You’ll never know unless you just flat out ask.
2) I got a good man but his peter is on the small/average side...I want sex 4 times a day and he wants it like 2 times a week. How do I compromise and he won't take pills (tried that…)?
Sasha: Add toys into the mix. Explain to him that you need to feed your appetite, you need more sex. If he isn't willing to give your more sex, then start pleasing yourself. Get a dildo or a rabbit and go to town with it. Even when a man lets you down, the dildo won’t.
The Niftian: Well, there’s nothing that you can do about the size of his penis. That’s what he was born with, so there’s no need to complain. As for the amount of sex, that’s different. I agree with Sasha. Tell him that you feel as if your relationship is lacking in that department. Go to a sex shop and find some books and/or games that may spice up your sex life. Maybe he just feels as if things are stagnant. Most importantly, talk to him and see if there is something going on with his end. He might be stressing about work and just isn’t in the mood to make love.
3) What is the best position for anal so it won't hurt as much when u got a huge black dick going in?
Sasha: **laughing again** There really isn't a good position for anal, it hurts regardless. I prefer to lay on my side. Doesn't hurt as bad and it gives you control.
The Niftian: I can’t speak from experience on this one, but I’ve been told that, in addition to using a lot of lubrication, the woman on top position is ideal because it allows you the opportunity to control the speed, the thrust, and the action. Try that on for size…or try a not so huge, not so black, dick.
4) Well, my sexual partner, not my boyfriend, keeps telling me he wants to try something new. Well the “new" is he wants me to lick his booty. This is something I've never done before or interested in doing. Sooooooo, what do I do?
Sasha: Tell him no!!!! If he wants somebody's tongue near a booty, tell him to lick your booty!!!
The Niftian: I couldn’t have said it better myself, Sasha! If you were interested in trying it, then by all means, go for it! But since you have no plans on riding that wave, let him politely and yet sternly know that you’re not down for that. Since he’s not your boyfriend, you should have no qualms about kicking his ass to the curb if he can’t respect your wishes.
Alright, that’s all that we have for now. I’d love for us to make this a weekly thing, but in order for that to happen, y’all need to send us your questions. Nothing is taboo here! No matter what your orientation, lifestyle or choice, we answer them all! Send your inquiries to TheNiftian@gmail.com or inbox me on Facebook at www.facebook.com/TheNiftian and I’ll make sure to get it in the rotation. You have questions, and we have answers. We’ll answer them anonymously and honestly. Bring them on and we hope to see you next week!