"Realitiez" came about from a series of requests from various fans who wondered if the original Quickiez were based on fact or simply fiction. Seemingly not satisfied with the fantasy, people wanted the real. As a result of that, I, The Niftian, present to you...REALITIEZ, stories based on actual events in my life. Names have been altered to protect the freaky, but the tales of getting the tail are all real. Updates are irregularly scheduled.